Awesome admission: most of my family is from friggin' New Jersey. That's right, I come from a long line of Brooklyn-born, Jersey-raised, Catholic school-going, Streisand-worshipping, purebred Italians. (And no, I'm not even vaguely kidding you.)
So I made this for my aunt the other day to send to her friend back in the Garden State: a greeting card with New Jersey on the front and a blank inside. Hopefully it serves as proof that at least some of us enjoy the classier things in life.